The progression of Niall Smut through Emojis (mobile only)

๐Ÿ˜‡ - oh niall smut, never heard about it but I love niall so might as well

โ˜บ๏ธ - oh how sweet he kisses her neck asโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜ณ - he strokes her cl-โ€ฆ?

๐Ÿ˜ต - pounds mercilesslyโ€ฆ.causing her to screamโ€ฆ

๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ’ง - what is this wetness in my pants?

๐Ÿ˜Œ - well that was interesting but I donโ€™t think Iโ€™ll ever read it again

๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜… - one more wonโ€™t hurt

๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’Š - Iโ€™m hooked itโ€™s my fucking drug

๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘– - yes there niall ughโ€ฆwait whatโ€ฆnot again

๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜ก - why isnโ€™t there any new niall smut

๐Ÿ›€๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜Š - mmhhmm NIALLL!!!

๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ- Fuck I want that fucking Irish dick inside me so bad

๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿป - heโ€™s all I ever think about

๐Ÿ˜ˆ - HE WILL BE MINE!!!!!!!

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Reminding you that with a single click you can:

Itโ€™s completely free.

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’










God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.


If this isnโ€™t on your blog Iโ€™m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

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Remember the first time Niall grabbed his crotch and we all died

Remember when he said shit and we all felt so alive

Remember when Niall did the dougie. That was truly a religious experience

Remember that one time it rained. We were so blessed

Rip wwat

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